Well, it’s going to have to be a rather short post today, as I’ve lost track of time and need to be heading in to work now. Hopefully your day is going well, too!
I’m sorry to say, internet, that the best link I can conjur up for you is some of the best reasons to watch Walker, Texas Ranger. That’s not too bad, right?
In my opinion, the most awesome verse (as in Chuck-Norris-style awesome) in the Bible has to be Job 38:3. Let me just quote it real quick:
Now gird up your loins like a man,
And I will ask you, and you instruct Me!
Most people just don’t seem to get the truly awesomeness of this. I mean, this is like something that God would say if He were riding on a Harley made of a tornado and lightning. Pardon my french, but saying “gird your loins like a man, because I’m about to ask you something, wise-guy” right then is the most badassed thing I think anyone in the existence of the universe could say. Let’s just imagine that happening now to truly understand what’s going on here.
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It has come to my attention that some details of my writing may be slipping by a few of our readers, astute though they may be. For that reason I’ve compiled a list of fun facts and interesting pointers to help everyone slog through the mess I’ve created.
What can be the only thing better than one Larsen? NOTHING! But, in order to help out with the chores around here, I’m inviting some other Larsenous people to help out with the brain dumps.
Let’s all watch as they share their feelings of live. Don’t get too close, though, they bite. And spit. Read the rest of this entry »