Posted by Daniel on the 13th of October, 2006 at
9:48 am under Uncategorized. This post has no comments.
My life is great. I’ve got everything I could ask for; health, a beautiful and wonderful wife, a fun house. The one thing that life isn’t giving me too much of a break on is time. I just don’t seem to have the time in the mornings to write like I used to.
Not taking Kate running in the mornings really puts me in a weird place. I want to sleep more, and don’t get nearly as much done. I’m really looking forward to when she’s done with all this surgery stuff. It’s really funny, but I’m discovering that I can be a morning person in general, if I have something to get up for. If I’m just up and directionless I’m a total mess. That’s why Kate is so important.
Well, sorry for the lackluster effort this morning with the post. Better than nothing, right? Wait, don’t answer that.
Posted by Daniel on the 7th of October, 2006 at
1:00 pm under Uncategorized. This post has no comments.
It has come to my attention that my writing is far too abbreviated. Although I’ve tried to come up with a good idea that I can take to extend into a series of rather long blog entries, every good idea ends is merely expressed in a few paragraphs with no logical next step. What I’ve arrived at, then, is that perhaps I am trying my had at overly specialized ideas. So, I’ve thought of a new direction for a possible series.
I’ve always thought that the idea of humanity fearing things aquiring human sentience (ex, The Matrix, Terminator, or pretty much any movie about computers becoming intelligent) is about as stupid as the idea of someone being scared of a clown. Well, maybe that’s a bad example, but you know what I’m trying to say.
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Posted by Daniel on the 5th of October, 2006 at
9:52 am under Uncategorized. This post has one comment.
Well, it’s going to have to be a rather short post today, as I’ve lost track of time and need to be heading in to work now. Hopefully your day is going well, too!
I’m sorry to say, internet, that the best link I can conjur up for you is some of the best reasons to watch Walker, Texas Ranger. That’s not too bad, right?
Posted by Daniel on the 3rd of October, 2006 at
10:15 am under Theology. This post has one comment.
In my opinion, the most awesome verse (as in Chuck-Norris-style awesome) in the Bible has to be Job 38:3. Let me just quote it real quick:
Now gird up your loins like a man,
And I will ask you, and you instruct Me!
Most people just don’t seem to get the truly awesomeness of this. I mean, this is like something that God would say if He were riding on a Harley made of a tornado and lightning. Pardon my french, but saying “gird your loins like a man, because I’m about to ask you something, wise-guy” right then is the most badassed thing I think anyone in the existence of the universe could say. Let’s just imagine that happening now to truly understand what’s going on here.
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Posted by Daniel on the 2nd of October, 2006 at
9:49 am under Fiction. This post has no comments.
It has come to my attention that some details of my writing may be slipping by a few of our readers, astute though they may be. For that reason I’ve compiled a list of fun facts and interesting pointers to help everyone slog through the mess I’ve created.
- Eustace really, really hates the english language. Think of it as if the english language killed his mother.
- Hank hates the english language, but in a much less intense way than Eustace.
- Because of these two facts every word spoken by Eustace is a direct attempt to destroy the english language. Hank can understand him because he also hates the english language.
- The flaming beast of Zagher that appears in chapter 8 represents the repressed angst Eustace feels towards Melissa. That is why the potato is so funny.
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Posted by Daniel on the 29th of September, 2006 at
11:17 pm under Site Maint. This post has no comments.
What can be the only thing better than one Larsen? NOTHING! But, in order to help out with the chores around here, I’m inviting some other Larsenous people to help out with the brain dumps.
Let’s all watch as they share their feelings of live. Don’t get too close, though, they bite. And spit. (read more)
Posted by Daniel on the 29th of September, 2006 at
9:48 am under Funnay. This post has no comments.
Just FYI, this is way funnier than anything I could ever write. Holy carp. Squirrels attacking California
Residents of California, I’m sorry for your eminent destruction. Perhaps you could get some Terminator to take care of the problem?