Grand Larseny



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Everything is scattered

My life is great. I’ve got everything I could ask for; health, a beautiful and wonderful wife, a fun house. The one thing that life isn’t giving me too much of a break on is time. I just don’t seem to have the time in the mornings to write like I used to.

Not taking Kate running in the mornings really puts me in a weird place. I want to sleep more, and don’t get nearly as much done. I’m really looking forward to when she’s done with all this surgery stuff. It’s really funny, but I’m discovering that I can be a morning person in general, if I have something to get up for. If I’m just up and directionless I’m a total mess. That’s why Kate is so important.

Well, sorry for the lackluster effort this morning with the post. Better than nothing, right? Wait, don’t answer that.

A little person

It has come to my attention that my writing is far too abbreviated. Although I’ve tried to come up with a good idea that I can take to extend into a series of rather long blog entries, every good idea ends is merely expressed in a few paragraphs with no logical next step. What I’ve arrived at, then, is that perhaps I am trying my had at overly specialized ideas. So, I’ve thought of a new direction for a possible series.

I’ve always thought that the idea of humanity fearing things aquiring human sentience (ex, The Matrix, Terminator, or pretty much any movie about computers becoming intelligent) is about as stupid as the idea of someone being scared of a clown. Well, maybe that’s a bad example, but you know what I’m trying to say.

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Short post, again

Well, it’s going to have to be a rather short post today, as I’ve lost track of time and need to be heading in to work now. Hopefully your day is going well, too!

I’m sorry to say, internet, that the best link I can conjur up for you is some of the best reasons to watch Walker, Texas Ranger. That’s not too bad, right?

A primer for the uninitiated

It has come to my attention that some details of my writing may be slipping by a few of our readers, astute though they may be. For that reason I’ve compiled a list of fun facts and interesting pointers to help everyone slog through the mess I’ve created.

  • Eustace really, really hates the english language. Think of it as if the english language killed his mother.
  • Hank hates the english language, but in a much less intense way than Eustace.
  • Because of these two facts every word spoken by Eustace is a direct attempt to destroy the english language. Hank can understand him because he also hates the english language.
  • The flaming beast of Zagher that appears in chapter 8 represents the repressed angst Eustace feels towards Melissa. That is why the potato is so funny.

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