Just FYI, this is way funnier than anything I could ever write. Holy carp. Squirrels attacking California
Residents of California, I’m sorry for your eminent destruction. Perhaps you could get some Terminator to take care of the problem?
Eustace, looking at a creature of natural dimensions and means, demanded “what THE squirrel fancy?”
Tonight, I have made an incredible discovery. The fundamental particle of both angels and lava is cake. Just thought you should know.
Themed entry, using the following image:
No, Sally, you may not have a pony. Not because you’ve been bad, not because you asked if you “can” have a pony instead of if you “may” have a pony, and certainly not because it’s too expensive. It’s because your father and I simply do not like you.
Well gang, it’s officially too late to do a real post, so I’ll do the kind thing and fill up my blog with more crap. This time, I’m ripping off the Internet, doing a craption contest for the following image:
I’ll start out:
“Apple presents it’s latest ‘innovation,’ the post-modernist keyboard.”
See, wasn’t that fun? You can create your own witticism, too. Don’t just take my word for it! Of course, your witticism will likely be far inferior to my own.