Hey sweet-cheeks, I know we haven’t seen each other much lately. Â It’s just all this darn work. Â You know how Teodor has me working nights down at the coal plant. Â I can’t even describe to you all the nightmarish conditions, and you don’t want to hear. Â I’m sure you know, but we don’t even have [...]
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Even More Songsmith
After a brief courtship phase with the promo video and David Lee Songsmith, Songsmith is finally being used to destroy the memories of your childhood and replace them with Picasso inspired chimera. You can blame the internet, again, for mixing the vocal tracks with very weird musical backing instruments on all sorts of songs from [...]
Google Error Surprisingly Wise
If you happened to try a Google search sometime this morning between 6:30 a.m. PST and 7:25 a.m. PST you would have noticed that every result was marked as potential unsafe to your computer. That’s because Google decided that the entire internet is probably malicious. Google attempted to fix this problem by unchecking the “entire internet” [...]
The Mega Bureacracy
One of the sites I have in my RSS reader is TheDailyWTF.com. The site is an absolute mine of comedy jewels. It’s like Dilbert sans the bland.1 The most recent article I’ve read is just great. As you read it, picture that the guy works at Microsoft. Lovely. 1. I have a theory that Adams thought [...]
Goodnight, Chuck Norris
The Chuck Norris Facts thing played out a couple years ago, but every once in a while the dead horse still kicks.
SNL: Backstage Audio
Having done audio tech work before, this really made me laugh. That’s not to say I know what anything is/does in this video, just that it’s really funny. The humor just speaks to me in a special way because I’ve been there. I get it and you don’t.
David Lee Songsmith
Sorry I can’t upload this directly, but here’s a link to pure musical genius. You’re Welcome.
Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day is for suckers. A scam run by reptilian hucksters, greedy for a quick buck. Mother’s Day will run over your dog, if you’re not careful. In case you naively think I’m exaggerating at all, consider the following: Pirates were invented on Mother’s Day Atlantis was sunk by the Mer-armies of Wisconsina on Lother’s [...]
A Tale of Woe
From time to time I get the notion to rip a random picture found on the internet completely out of context and write about it, funny style, purely for your amusement. That’s how much I love you. We live in a rebellious time. College students protest nations intent on war with dangerous terrorist cartels. Union [...]
ESPN: The World Leader in Mixed Metaphors
Well, I’m gonna put my foot on the gas and close the door on all speculation. I’ve been running a clean ship for a dog’s age now, and I’ve got to say, all this rebuttling and kowtowing is just really destructive to the team spirit. Everyone knows that up-and-comer Fox Sports Net looks to be [...]
Collision while Totally Awesome
Most people daydream sometime. I have to fight for peace of mind where I’m not daydreaming. Because of this, I’ve become quite effective at entertaining myself. Today while following Monica home from the mall I started to daydream. Being the selfless, debonair person I am, I thought of what would happen if someone started shooting [...]
Grand Larseny teaches you typing
Welcome, and thank you for purchasing this informative book on electronic phosphors! Today we will be dealing with one of the most simple process imaginable; typing. Just look around you, typing is all over the place. Someone typed in the instructions for your VCR whose clock you never programmed, but that’s OK. Someone typed in [...]
The Case of the Mysterious Exploding Toy
Monica and I came home last night to find a very unusual scene. You see, our living room is normally a rather well-kept area of the house, free from random mounds of fluff, string, and fabric. That is why it was so odd to find that an unwelcome mound of fluff, string, and fabric had [...]
International Businessman of Leisure
Welcome, and thank you for purchasing this informative book on paper. This book / pamphlet will teach you the following: How to interact with people of different ethnicities. How to learn from and cooperate with individuals that are not yourself. How to accomplish mission-oriented objectives in a cost-effective just-in-time e-commerce marketplace. And possibly, how to [...]