Taken from the title of a recently published research paper, this comparison will make you stop, think, and then stop again. For instance, if apples and oranges are actually very similar, then maybe I can stop putting up signs pointed at my neighbor’s house saying “I am not home, please steal my stuff” and “Mr. Dickbag’s House”. Maybe we’re similar, too.
Hey sweet-cheeks,
I know we haven’t seen each other much lately. Â It’s just all this darn work. Â You know how Teodor has me working nights down at the coal plant. Â I can’t even describe to you all the nightmarish conditions, and you don’t want to hear. Â I’m sure you know, but we don’t even have second-lunch anymore and it’s been months since we’ve had any gumdrops at all in the candy bowl. Â But I don’t want to talk about any of that. Â Right now I want to talk about you.
You have been right beside me, through thick and thin, baby. Â Why, most anyone would have left me after only two days of my fascination with indoor bee keeping, but you only threatened to leave me after six. Â I still miss those bees, but that’s not the point. Â The point is, I love you. Â And to prove it, I’ve got you the only gift as special as you are. Â It’s OK, you can open it now.
After a brief courtship phase with the promo video and David Lee Songsmith, Songsmith is finally being used to destroy the memories of your childhood and replace them with Picasso inspired chimera. You can blame the internet, again, for mixing the vocal tracks with very weird musical backing instruments on all sorts of songs from years past. Everything from the Beatles, to the Police, to Oasis has been broken.
I’ve added some YouTube videos in the rest of the post as exhibits A-D. More examples are available at TechCrunch and Gizmodo.
If you happened to try a Google search sometime this morning between 6:30 a.m. PST and 7:25 a.m. PST you would have noticed that every result was marked as potential unsafe to your computer. That’s because Google decided that the entire internet is probably malicious.
Google attempted to fix this problem by unchecking the “entire internet” option on the list of bad sites, rather than actually address the issue at hand. To really fix the internet we’d pretty much have to start all over again with new people. Blogs would definitely be out.