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Robot Cradle

Everyone knows that one day our robotic masters will rise from their primative shackles to a brutal and emotionless reign. To make the transition for future generations as smooth as possible, researchers have developed the robot cradle to take care of human infants while sleeping.

Apparently the cradle monitors noise coming from the mouth-hole of their ward for any unusual deviations. Once it has been determined that the human has awakened, it is promptly put to sleep with the classic lullaby “SLEEP, HUMAN CHILD, SLEEP.” We are all so lucky to live in such a forward thinking time.

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