Archive for May, 2008

Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day is for suckers. A scam run by reptilian hucksters, greedy for a quick buck. Mother’s Day will run over your dog, if you’re not careful. In case you naively think I’m exaggerating at all, consider the following:

Pirates were invented on Mother’s Day
Atlantis was sunk by the Mer-armies of Wisconsina on Lother’s Day (an [...]