ESPN: The World Leader in Mixed Metaphors
Posted by Daniel on the 16th of February, 2007 at 10:45 am under Funnay. This post has one comment.Well, I’m gonna put my foot on the gas and close the door on all speculation. I’ve been running a clean ship for a dog’s age now, and I’ve got to say, all this rebuttling and kowtowing is just really destructive to the team spirit. Everyone knows that up-and-comer Fox Sports Net looks to be heir to the throne, but ESPN is still hot as a pistol, and looking for action on a Saturday night, with diamonds.
Ever since the Fall 2003 season, ESPN has derailed and overused over 22.4 popular phrases, making them the second most dangerous opponent to the english language, and indeed the entire western zeitgeist. You like that big word? I swear I didn’t make it up. This season is a banner year, marking the first time since 2005 for ESPN to have bi-gendered announcers. Also, it’s the first time this week that we have matching suits. That’s pretty sweet.
Look out for more when we come back, mama.
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