ESPN: The World Leader in Mixed Metaphors
Well, I’m gonna put my foot on the gas and close the door on all speculation. I’ve been running a clean ship for a dog’s age now, and I’ve got to say, all this rebuttling and kowtowing is just really destructive to the team spirit. Everyone knows that up-and-comer Fox Sports Net looks to be heir to the throne, but ESPN is still hot as a pistol, and looking for action on a Saturday night, with diamonds.