Grand Larseny

According to Ron Burgundy, diversity is an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil War era. I need more diversity in my life; right now I don’t even have one.

I’d probably name my diversity the SS Unnecessary. It’s a good sea-faring name, something that strikes calm in the heart of the riotous seas.

But all the same, I’d probably have to leave my diversity at the dock for all but the most special occasions. As old as it is, my diversity doesn’t handle to well any more in modern times. It creaks and moans at the smallest rolling wave. It’s mast is splintering and poop-deck is sagging.

Even still, I love my diversity.