October 26th, 2006 by Daniel Most people daydream sometime. I have to fight for peace of mind where I’m not daydreaming. Because of this, I’ve become quite effective at entertaining myself.
Today while following Monica home from the mall I started to daydream. Being the selfless, debonair person I am, I thought of what would happen if someone [...]
October 25th, 2006 by Daniel Welcome, and thank you for purchasing this informative book on electronic phosphors! Today we will be dealing with one of the most simple process imaginable; typing.
Just look around you, typing is all over the place. Someone typed in the instructions for your VCR whose clock you never programmed, but that’s OK. Someone [...]
October 19th, 2006 by Daniel Monica and I came home last night to find a very unusual scene. You see, our living room is normally a rather well-kept area of the house, free from random mounds of fluff, string, and fabric. That is why it was so odd to find that an unwelcome mound of fluff, string, and [...]
October 17th, 2006 by Daniel Welcome, and thank you for purchasing this informative book on paper. This book / pamphlet will teach you the following:
How to interact with people of different ethnicities.
How to learn from and cooperate with individuals that are not yourself.
How to accomplish mission-oriented objectives in a cost-effective just-in-time e-commerce marketplace.
And possibly, how to tame a wild [...]
October 13th, 2006 by Daniel My life is great. I’ve got everything I could ask for; health, a beautiful and wonderful wife, a fun house. The one thing that life isn’t giving me too much of a break on is time. I just don’t seem to have the time in the mornings to write like I used [...]
October 7th, 2006 by Daniel It has come to my attention that my writing is far too abbreviated. Although I’ve tried to come up with a good idea that I can take to extend into a series of rather long blog entries, every good idea ends is merely expressed in a few paragraphs with no logical next step. [...]
October 5th, 2006 by Daniel Well, it’s going to have to be a rather short post today, as I’ve lost track of time and need to be heading in to work now. Hopefully your day is going well, too!
I’m sorry to say, internet, that the best link I can conjur up for you is some of the best reasons [...]
October 3rd, 2006 by Daniel In my opinion, the most awesome verse (as in Chuck-Norris-style awesome) in the Bible has to be Job 38:3. Let me just quote it real quick:
Now gird up your loins like a man,
And I will ask you, and you instruct Me!
Most people just don’t seem to get the truly awesomeness of this. I [...]
October 2nd, 2006 by Daniel It has come to my attention that some details of my writing may be slipping by a few of our readers, astute though they may be. For that reason I’ve compiled a list of fun facts and interesting pointers to help everyone slog through the mess I’ve created.
Eustace really, really hates the english language. [...]
