Grand Larseny

What can be the only thing better than one Larsen? NOTHING!

Just FYI, this is way funnier than anything I could ever write. Holy carp. Squirrels attacking California
Residents of California, I’m sorry for your eminent destruction. Perhaps you could get some Terminator to take care of the problem?

Every morning I take the dog running in hopes that she doesn’t go and do something stupid with all her energy like eat the entire tree in our backyard. We’ve had mixed results with that.

Eustace, you fancy potato, I know you can understand me. I never meant to hurt you, baby.

There have been recent outcries about post irregularities.  You may have heard about some of the riots on Sky News.
Don’t be worried, my little kumquat, all things come in good time.