Underdog, the superhero
Hopefully someone out there remembers Underdog, the superhero dog in the disguise of a reporting pup who got his name because he wore his underware on the outside of his pants. It was a cartoon. Stick with me here.
To fill in the blanks for the rest of you, I just want you to picture another feat of super-canine proportions; that of John Kerry’s platoon dog, Uberwoof* the ninja-dog.
*Uberwoof may or may not be its real name. However, I’m pretty sure the rest of this is true.**
**That may or may not be a flat out lie.